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Randy's Race Report - Mugello

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‘ello ‘ello mon cheries, yes it iz I, ze Great Randy, back to warm ze cockles of your hearts, with ze stories of my dashin escapades around ze globe, in ze warm crossaint of MotoGP.

Zis week, I ‘ave mostly been setting Italy alight wiz my fast conering style and impressive haircut. Unfortunately, ze weekend did not start out so good. My good friend and protoge Vale fell off ze bike and broke his leg in ze massive ‘ighside. Rossi, oo ‘as alwayz admired my crashin style was keen to show his fans (oo are also my fans) ze lessons he had leanrned from moi! Ze flight, was , ‘ow you say, manufic, but ze landing was a 3.4 on ze Randy gracefulness scale. I wish my fellow protagonist well on ze road to recovery. At least ‘ee would not ‘ave to be beaten by me in ze race.

Onto ze race!

Ze weather was hot and sticky, and many of ze beautiful ladies in ze stands were not wearing very much, which is something I ‘ave become accustomed to. But, sacre blue, if I missed ze lights again because of ze beautiful olive skin!
Unlike ze war, I do not surrender so easily and set out to reclaim ze victory lane!
Ze first riders to pick off, were ze Monster team. Unlike most people, ze Great Randy iz not scared of ze Monsters, az I’ve ‘ave seen Monsters Inc and understand ze common communication problems ze ‘ave with people. Although, I must admit, ze mummy Spies iz quite intimidating.
None ze less, I sailed by ze Texan monsters.
Zen ze true battle beagn, az I met my nemisis, Marco Melandri and ze kangaroo boy Stoner. We became ze sun and ze moon as we wound through ze Tuscan hills like ze layers of pastierre caressing zee sweet jam. Wit ze lapz ticking away it waz time to make my move nad shoe zem my je ne sais que! I stole ze lead! Ze victory would be mine, zen tragically, a careless fan, so overwhelmed wiz zee emotion, dripped some olive oil on ze track! Ze bike, she slipped away, like ze bikinis of many of my lady friends. Luckily I was able to control zis and regain ze calme but ze ozer two ‘ad slipped through and I could only finish 6th.
I cannot worry too much though, I ‘av finished ‘igher zan le mans, ze championship is long and I am still in ze top six.
Until next time mon ameis! Au revoir!

Randy Stats:

Randy’s Finishing Position : 6th
Randy’s Team’s Performance (out of 5): B+
Person Randy hates as much as Marco Melandri : Casey Stoner
Person Randy likes the most at the moment: Jean Luc Picarde
What Randy has been thinking about the most: The new Randy app for the iPhone
Randy’s Grid Girl Review: Un beau Jeannot lapin
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Great to see you've migrated across to the new forum as well Randeh!
your bike looks awesome Randy, awesome scheme

nice race too.
Legz, I nearly fell over when I saw your bunny suit!!!
My god you are beautifull, but I would need a step ladder just to reach your knees.
Fair play to ya, takes some guts and a nice pay cheque to do that!
Next race you should wear a cut up cbr250.com bellytop tshirt! Oh and thats a double dare no takey backies times a thousand!

Im still recovering from your bunny suit but its ok I have it recorded :)
Best if luck Randy! I was rooting for you!
Boo at One HD breaking to an add before showing LEGZ!! Poor form one hd poor form. Randy is truely the heff of the track though
With a name like Randy, how could he not have nailed the playboy sponsorship sooner.
You did great Randicles. Keep up ze fighting spirit! (on another note, these threads are so genious)
Desole, moi cherie, 'ow could I forget!

Ze race report 'as been updated en consequence.
Big Al said:

+ gajillion

Curse you ONEHD!

I got excited when you took 4th Randy, but then you got passed and I got sad.. :(
haha yeah since the first randy's race report i have actually started backing him too, getting quiet upset when he gets passed too lol
oh yeah and loving the bike looks hot
hahaha gotta love the bunny suit !

Legz11 said:
No mention of my bunny suit :(
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